The Recession Has Hit Everyone

The Recession Has Hit Everyone

I was rereading some old posts from 2011 and came across this article from Casey's Research by Vedran Vuk, Editor of Casey’s Daily Dispatch.

It's not funny how little has changed since 2011. Here is the article:

The Recession has hit everybody…..

• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 of its congressmen.
• I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
• If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
• A picture is now only worth 200 words.
• The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
• Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
• And, finally…

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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